DRINK RESPONSIBLY. And by drink, we all mean shots of milk. And by milk, we all mean-- so. For those in the black, set out some beverage of choice and the checklist in mind as you marathon for some great gamin' awesome. We, however, take no responsibility for whatever crazy time you visit upon your fellow gamers-- especially if it involves a significant lack of pants and an unsettling amount of feathers. So, EVERYBODY TAKE ONE DRINK WHENEVER: |
+ somebody gets stabbed.
+ somebody gets betrayed.
+ TAKE TWO if the traitor dies soon afterwards.
+ there's a shot of somebody's thong.
+ TAKE TWO if it's not Fran.
+ you catch a specific Final Fantasy Tactics reference.
+ TAKE TWO if it's a reference to Vagrant Story.
THREE FOUR if it's a reference to Final Fantasy IV.
+ Balthier mentions that he is the hero.
+ Balthier fiddles with his shirtcuffs.
+ TAKE TWO if he also mentions something related to personal hygiene.
+ Ashe has an indignant "RESISTANCE NOT INSURGENCE" moment.
+ Ashe doesn't want to collaborate with the morally suspect.
+ TAKE TWO if it's somebody other than her raising objections.
+ Ashe sees an appearance of Prince Rasler.
+ TAKE TWO when it doesn't turn out to be Vaan.
+ Basch gets a change of outfit.
+ TAKE TWO if you manage not to laugh.
+ Prince Larsa's innocence is mentioned.
+ TAKE TWO when somebody calls it sweet.
+ DRINK THE ENTIRE THING if you manage not to snigger. Or do snigger.
+ Vaan has a moment of DUMB.
+ TAKE TWO if a girl emasculates him for it.
+ TAKE THREE if it's one of the guys.
+ TAKE TWO whenever you hear the victory fanfare-- you probably deserve it.